Thursday, September 3, 2015

Soulsippers

You know that feeling, when you're craving for a cup of tea and you find a dead spider or mouse in your favorite crockery? Well, it could be a lot worse... You could look into your cup and find something has taken it over. Your porcelain could be infected with.... soulsippers.

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Soulsippers are devious creatures, that will suck the life out of anyone that isn't paying attention while drinking tea. Not caring about the hot beverage being poured on their faces, they drink it right up, so the road is clear to inhale everything that defines who you are.

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So, if you find a cup that has got a weird cracked layer on it, throw it away. It could be a sign that the incubation phase of the infection has already started. You don't want it to taint your other ceramics, so get rid of it. I've disposed of all of our stoneware and I'm sticking to Long Island Iced Teas out of transparent glasses from now on.

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