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Teena, the tiny carnivorous flower!

While it's hip to put your plants in or under glass, with Teena, it's a safety measure. She's tiny, but very fierce and her teeth are sharper than a razor blade. So to carry her with me (because she's great company) I protect myself with a small dome I found in a cute little jewelry store. Now we can talk about our mutual obsession for insects all day!

Tea-Rex

Tea-Rex, a customized toy.

Spill

Here's Spill. Another customization!

Soulsippers

You know that feeling, when you're craving for a cup of tea and you find a dead spider or mouse in your favorite crockery? Well, it could be a lot worse... You could look into your cup and find something has taken it over. Your porcelain could be infected with.... soulsippers.

Soulsippers are devious creatures, that will suck the life out of anyone that isn't paying attention while drinking tea. Not caring about the hot beverage being poured on their faces, they drink it right up, so the road is clear to inhale everything that defines who you are.

So, if you find a cup that has got a weird cracked layer on it, throw it away. It could be a sign that the incubation phase of the infection has already started. You don't want it to taint your other ceramics, so get rid of it. I've disposed of all of our stoneware and I'm sticking to Long Island Iced Teas out of transparent glasses from now on.

Meet the Barklings!

In a place far away, where all things are enchanted, a big magical tree is guarded by elves and unicorns. To find this tree, you have to submerge the deepest lakes, ascend the most sky-scraping mountains and defy the seven wicked witches. When you arrive at this wooden giant, an elf will look into your heart. Only the purest of souls will pass their verdict. Others will be impaled by the unicorns.

Luckily, I have some influential acquaintances, who, on occasion, visit the tree and collect pieces of bark the tree sheds. How beautiful nature is; these pieces of bark, will develop into tiny individuals with characters full of wit and brilliance. They can serve you with advice in delicate matters, tell jokes that will make you the hit on every party and, if you're lucky, give you the recipe of the best apple pie you will ever taste.

I have put them in a cameo, so they're easy to carry around with you. But, with all things magic, there are some warnings. Eating a lot of apple pie will cause heart and vascular disease, so try to ignore them if they're forcing you to bake another one. They are very honest, so only ask questions you really want to know the answer to. And last, but not least; don't ever get them into contact with water, you don't want a whole army of these critters, trust me.

Bad seed, a customization

Everybody knows Applejack as the sweet, honest pony she used to be. Yes, I am saying she used to be. Like all pony's, she loved to play in the meadow, prancing around between the apple trees. Her Granny often told her; "As soon as the skies get murky, come home!" But the stubborn little mare was tired of picking fruit all day and wanted some excitement. So into the dark woods she went.

The next day she woke up, didn't remember who she was or what had happened to her. The only thing obvious to her was an insatiable craving for meat. Pony meat. And soft tissue like guts or a heart. Mmmm, soft tender brains would be divine! Driven by a yearning desire, she stood up to look for something yummy to eat. But one step further she was pulled at her hind leg. "Chained to an old tree stump was the only way to keep her alive but to be save themselves", Granny said to the Ponyville residents.

You give me a toothache

This cute little molar keeps on eating starlight mints, no matter how big the cavity on his head will get!

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