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Soulsippers
You know that feeling, when you're craving for a cup of tea and you find a dead spider or mouse in your favorite crockery? Well, it could be a lot worse... You could look into your cup and find something has taken it over. Your porcelain could be infected with.... soulsippers.
Soulsippers are devious creatures, that will suck the life out of anyone that isn't paying attention while drinking tea. Not caring about the hot beverage being poured on their faces, they drink it right up, so the road is clear to inhale everything that defines who you are.
So, if you find a cup that has got a weird cracked layer on it, throw it away. It could be a sign that the incubation phase of the infection has already started. You don't want it to taint your other ceramics, so get rid of it. I've disposed of all of our stoneware and I'm sticking to Long Island Iced Teas out of transparent glasses from now on.
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Soulsippers are devious creatures, that will suck the life out of anyone that isn't paying attention while drinking tea. Not caring about the hot beverage being poured on their faces, they drink it right up, so the road is clear to inhale everything that defines who you are.
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So, if you find a cup that has got a weird cracked layer on it, throw it away. It could be a sign that the incubation phase of the infection has already started. You don't want it to taint your other ceramics, so get rid of it. I've disposed of all of our stoneware and I'm sticking to Long Island Iced Teas out of transparent glasses from now on.
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Meet the Barklings!
In a place far away, where all things are enchanted, a big magical tree is guarded by elves and unicorns. To find this tree, you have to submerge the deepest lakes, ascend the most sky-scraping mountains and defy the seven wicked witches. When you arrive at this wooden giant, an elf will look into your heart. Only the purest of souls will pass their verdict. Others will be impaled by the unicorns.
Luckily, I have some influential acquaintances, who, on occasion, visit the tree and collect pieces of bark the tree sheds. How beautiful nature is; these pieces of bark, will develop into tiny individuals with characters full of wit and brilliance. They can serve you with advice in delicate matters, tell jokes that will make you the hit on every party and, if you're lucky, give you the recipe of the best apple pie you will ever taste.
I have put them in a cameo, so they're easy to carry around with you. But, with all things magic, there are some warnings. Eating a lot of apple pie will cause heart and vascular disease, so try to ignore them if they're forcing you to bake another one. They are very honest, so only ask questions you really want to know the answer to. And last, but not least; don't ever get them into contact with water, you don't want a whole army of these critters, trust me.
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Luckily, I have some influential acquaintances, who, on occasion, visit the tree and collect pieces of bark the tree sheds. How beautiful nature is; these pieces of bark, will develop into tiny individuals with characters full of wit and brilliance. They can serve you with advice in delicate matters, tell jokes that will make you the hit on every party and, if you're lucky, give you the recipe of the best apple pie you will ever taste.
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I have put them in a cameo, so they're easy to carry around with you. But, with all things magic, there are some warnings. Eating a lot of apple pie will cause heart and vascular disease, so try to ignore them if they're forcing you to bake another one. They are very honest, so only ask questions you really want to know the answer to. And last, but not least; don't ever get them into contact with water, you don't want a whole army of these critters, trust me.
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Bad seed, a customization
Everybody knows Applejack as the sweet, honest pony she used to be. Yes, I am saying she used to be. Like all pony's, she loved to play in the meadow, prancing around between the apple trees. Her Granny often told her; "As soon as the skies get murky, come home!" But the stubborn little mare was tired of picking fruit all day and wanted some excitement. So into the dark woods she went.
The next day she woke up, didn't remember who she was or what had happened to her. The only thing obvious to her was an insatiable craving for meat. Pony meat. And soft tissue like guts or a heart. Mmmm, soft tender brains would be divine! Driven by a yearning desire, she stood up to look for something yummy to eat. But one step further she was pulled at her hind leg. "Chained to an old tree stump was the only way to keep her alive but to be save themselves", Granny said to the Ponyville residents.
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You give me a toothache
This cute little molar keeps on eating starlight mints, no matter how big the cavity on his head will get!
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Voyage
Silver stars and a rusty heart, are all we need to wander into the periwinkle night.
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Obsessions: Sang Juteuse
It all started with a bet. They came home after a game of leaf-surfing and most of them were in a mischievous mood. Only one or two of the group ever tried it before, but the stories sounded alluring. Naturally, James knew the dangers of trying something that audacious, but peer pressure can be fierce and effective.
The first sip tasted like greasy tinfoil saturated with tar. But after a few big gulps, it evolved in a more velvety aroma. A bouquet of the finest truffles and some burnt chocolate tones caressed his tongue. A distinct vanilla finish lingered after he swallowed his last drop. Everyone cheered and applauded James' boldness. It made him feel like a star...
Waking up from a blurry haze, James could not suppress the thirst emerging from his throat. Of course, if he were female, at least he would have mandibles to pierce some mammals skin and suck the sap right out of the source. But for a man, the only way to get some blood, is going to a bar. So he went. And he has been going ever since.
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The first sip tasted like greasy tinfoil saturated with tar. But after a few big gulps, it evolved in a more velvety aroma. A bouquet of the finest truffles and some burnt chocolate tones caressed his tongue. A distinct vanilla finish lingered after he swallowed his last drop. Everyone cheered and applauded James' boldness. It made him feel like a star...
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Waking up from a blurry haze, James could not suppress the thirst emerging from his throat. Of course, if he were female, at least he would have mandibles to pierce some mammals skin and suck the sap right out of the source. But for a man, the only way to get some blood, is going to a bar. So he went. And he has been going ever since.
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